March 22, 2010

TMI: The Inside Scoop About My Poop

It's a little challenging to tell the difference whether I got constipation or that the baby's head is jamming that poop holder shut. Either way, you know I got it bad because my body odor stinks so much that I (the owner of this powerful methane gas) can't even handle it.

Oh how I wish I knew the mechanisms to all my bodily functions. I can't really describe why I got a constant headache. Baby Chloe Joyce Miller, please find your nearest exit.

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